Did you ever hear the tragedy of Tapakapa the Explainer?
I thought not. It’s not a channel the YouTube algorithm would recommend you. It’s a Patreon legend. Kapatapa was an explainerman on YouTube, so powerful and so wise he could use his patreon exclusives to solve the Middle East conflict … He had such a knowledge of the nightshades that he could even get a potato named after himself (Coming Soon(TM)). The potato is a pathway to many varieties some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful … the only thing he was afraid of was losing his ability to say Kyl-Bingaman-Amendment, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Howdy (subject to name change) everything he knew, then Howdy (subject to name change) wrote a fanfiction. Ironic. He could explain things to others, but not this monstrosity to himself.